By 30, you should have …
1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you’ve come.
6. A past juicy enough that you’re looking forward to retelling it in your old age.
By 30, you should know …
11. What you would and wouldn’t do for money or love.
12. That nobody gets away with smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or not flossing for very long.
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