Archive for March, 2011|Monthly archive page

agent dale cooper says:

In east on 03/31/2011 at 6:18 am


“Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.”


what little sisters are for

In west on 03/30/2011 at 11:06 pm

after a long day, i came home to a nice surprise: a spotless apartment and home cooked meal, courtesy of my momma.  then i rubbed it in my living-abroad sister’s face.


what a quarter life feels like

In east on 03/30/2011 at 4:03 pm

Debonair, more elegant, more handsome. An incredible bad ass that doesn’t pander to fluffy pop culture roles and ages like a fine wine.


Half / Half

In west on 03/30/2011 at 3:45 pm

We search for patterns, you see, only to find where patterns break.  And it’s there, in that fissure, that we pitch our tents and wait.  Nicole Krauss


joie de vivre

In east on 03/29/2011 at 10:13 pm

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough- Mae West


15,000 people sang Happy Birthday

In west on 03/29/2011 at 4:48 pm

I celebrated both GAGA and N’s 25th birthday at Staples Center last night, front row and center.


Bon Anniversaire Mon Ami

In west on 03/29/2011 at 1:19 am

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered.
“Yes, Piglet?”
“Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”

my bestest, love always.


2:45 pm

In east on 03/28/2011 at 7:36 pm

The BIG 25! I’m excited!

I’m having a birthday party with a clown and a double layer rum cake at my show. Come have cake and eat it too.


from Tumble Home

In west on 03/27/2011 at 11:13 pm

I have written letters that are failures, but I have written few, I think, that are lies. Trying to reach a person means asking the same question over and over again: Is this the truth, or not? I begin this letter to you, then, in the western tradition. If I understand it, the western tradition is:

Put your cards on the table.

Amy Hempel



In west on 03/27/2011 at 1:12 pm

spending the day working from a lavish room at the beverly hills hotel.