Ever notice how all the hott girls just vanish in the winter? That’s all you lazy f*cking Aries. Stop looking like a bag lady/man and do your hair. It’s just winter; You’re not dead. At least take a shower and shave for the love of God.
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Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for. // Dag Hammarskjold
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If ya’ll didn’t already know, I am an arteeest.
Come see my work and that of my colleagues tonight!
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In the afterlife you relive all your experiences, but this time with the events reshuffled into a new order: all the moments that share a quality are grouped together.
You spend two months driving the street in front of your house, seven months having sex. You sleep for thirty years without opening your eyes. For five months straight you flip through magazines while sitting on a toilet.
You take all your pain at once, all twenty-seven intense hours of it. Bones break, cars crash, skin is cut, babies are born. Once you make it through, it’s agony-free for the rest of your afterlife.
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I am making art
I am making art
I am making art
I am making art
I am making art
I am making art
I am making art
John Baldessari
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